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What’s the premise of this lemmy community??? Where am I????????????? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 11 months ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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anyone eat raw pasta while working? (europe.pub)

submitted 11 hours ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39887545

just asking

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How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number (europe.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39860713

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What do conservatives conserve? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What voting system should be used to vote on the best voting system? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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why do space heaters work when i'm not even in space (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 day ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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have you ever done that thing where (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 day ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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Have you ever done the thing where you tattoo a smaller neck onto your normal neck so that when a stranger tries to have a strangle of you, he grabs tattoo neck instead of your normal neck and so then you can survive?

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do you believe in objective morality? (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

submitted 1 day ago by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What will be the most chaotic sporting event of 2026? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What controversies will the Olympics generate this year? Will ICE fuck up the world cup? Will something happen at the super bowl? Will all of these events go by without any trouble?

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What do liberals liberate? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What's the catch? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What's the stupidest thing you've ever imagined someone saying in your head? (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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Would it be any different if you got a handwritten junk mail? (piefed.social)

submitted 2 days ago by iloveDigit@piefed.social to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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The envelope/postcard says "to current resident" and it's a stranger trying to shill you something, like any "junk mail," but it's clearly not printed or photocopied. So it's a stranger shilling to you personally, at the speed they can humanly shill, not a computer spamming you.

Would it be an interesting part of your day, or just another piece of junk mail?

This actually isn't supposed to be a shitty question, but since I've been banned from asklemmy I'm trying here instead

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What made up awards have you won? (mander.xyz)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What do you refuse to believe? (literature.cafe)

submitted 1 day ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What are your plans for the heat death of the universe? (toast.ooo)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@toast.ooo to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What shenanigans do you engage in? (mander.xyz)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What's the best thing you've forgotten? (lemmings.world)

submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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How did that even fit!? (piefed.world)

submitted 6 days ago by toomanypancakes@piefed.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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Why do you deserve a cookie? (mander.xyz)

submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@mander.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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How do they get you? (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemy.lol to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What's the dumbest thing to brag about? (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemy.lol to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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If Trump got visited by three spirits that convinced him to completely change his personality overnight, what nice changes would we get on Christmas morning? (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What did I specifically tell you not to do? (self.shittyasklemmy)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002 to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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What does "ceasefire" mean? (piefed.social)

submitted 1 week ago by iloveDigit@piefed.social to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.com

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