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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 5 hours ago

tooth extraction is pretty archiac.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 4 points 14 hours ago

I can't floss because my teeth got screwed up by experimental orthodontics in the '80s. Anyone at the dentist office who gives me shit about not flossing is catching hands.

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this comic!

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is there so many of these backwards ass medical memes on here today? This one came from another post

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I too have to ask: backwards? A doc does X ray every day, you get ONE.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Backwards? There is nothing backwards about these memes.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The cow is backwards

[–] OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If you floss regularly your gums won't bleed, source: me. My gums never bleed at the dentist, but they used to when I sucked more at dental self-care.

For the X-ray example, think about it this way: the doctor is like a bartender. One drink isn't going to hurt you. The bartender can definitely serve you one drink. But if the bartender had to drink a part of a drink every time they served someone, that would become pretty dangerous for them indeed.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Many people can't floss. Me personally, I got experimental orthodontics in the '80s and they filed between my teeth and flossing has been excruciating ever since. I still have all of my teeth though, minus two wisdom teeth that were removed to create space (it wasn't enough space)

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm not sure many people were dental guinea-pigs though. Sucks that you got fucked by it though.

[–] CybranM@feddit.nu 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This is one of few memes i really dislike. It is true, if you floss or use interdental brushes your gums wont bleed.

It's such an easy thing you can test for yourself I'm kind of surprised so many people don't understand that it works. Do you also ignore the advice you get from doctors?

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Last time I went to dentist, at first everything was okay and I even got compliments on how clean my mouth was. Then I got stabbed by a needle to a gum and then yelled at for not flossing. Later on the dentist found the stabbing wound she did and apologised, yet kept on telling me to just go deeper with the floss, that there must be a hidden infection deeper down and I should not care about pain or floss cuts. Bad, bad advice.

I didn't change shit. My gums don't bleed UNLESS THEY GET STABBED.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

lol that is lawsuit waiting to happened, if that had caused a abscessed blood infection. i wouldnt be surprised if thier yelp reviews had something similar on it from other patients.

[–] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 hours ago

No Yelps here, just the public dentist at my local health center, and the only one at that. I can't afford to go private yay. (Not free, definitely not free this one either.)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

80% of US doctors don't know basic anatomy (a statistic i derived from the medical CPEs i taught), so yes I generally do ignore advice they give

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 112 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They don’t do that if you floss daily, barring gum disease. Once you start it’s going to feel gross to not do it daily.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But then your teeth end up looking like this instead of nicely packed in with plaque

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[–] iguessimlemming@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interdental brushes are the way! No more gum issues since I started, and one habit I'm proud I developed. I had an xray where they showed how much the bacteria had eaten away at my roots - scared straight.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

doesnt fit in between my teeth at all

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

My teeth are so packed together my current dentist literally told me to just not even bother trying to floss my self. I'm more likely to hurt myself or waste my time.

Just use a water pick.

[–] iguessimlemming@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

Mine are pretty damn tight too but with the thinnest brush eventually it worked, and felt less and less disturbing. It's the gap by the gums you need to reach, not between the teeth themselves. For that I floss. I try to alternate the two, but it's really more about the gum area.

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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've often imagined a little comic strip where a dentist goes to the doctor. the doctor draws blood for tests, or gives an injection, or just pokes/cuts the dentist for no reason. the doctor then says "you're bleeding because you don't shower enough"

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[–] mmmm@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My wisdom teeth were growing sideways without me realizing for 29 years of my life so they had to be removed. They appointed me to this dentist that told me since they were so big and doing so much presure against the other teeth they had to be sliced up in pieces so she could extract them piece by piece.

This girl did put so much force and did so much pressurre against my jaw it dislocated and I felt like she was tearing it apart from my skull. I put my fist below it but felt like she was about to sink it in my chest. Did some mumbling due to the pain and discomfort (and because I was a bit scared too) and she had the audacity to, basically, call me a pussy.

[–] NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Huh. With my impacted wisdom tooth they just broke it in half with a hammer and then twisted the pieces out with some calipers. The anesthesia was good, so I didn't feel pain, but the crunching and scraping sounds were... off-putting.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

they had to "ratchet mines out. it was growing at a 45 degree angle from the corner of my gums near the end because it was partially embedded still.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 1 points 17 hours ago

Without knowing if youve had other teeth pulled its hard to decide if shes right or not

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i had a oral surgeon remove 2 of my bottom ones. i prefer those over a dentist. better safe then sorry.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 14 hours ago
[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Too many folks ITT with bad oral hygiene. Brush your teeth twice a day and floss at least once a day. I grew up in a very poor area and seeing sick folks who also had rotten and missing teeth made me realize how much dental health is connected with someone's overall health.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

also people nowawadays are obsessed with going flouride free for debunked science. the only reason people say thier "Teeth is cleaner with flouride free toothpaste" is because alot of these toothpaste are highly abrasive.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

some dentist are scammy asf, a notable one in our area just tries to peddle DEEP CLEANING solely and others, tyring to peddle expensive procedures. i also bought back teeth flosser for molars, which the sideways one are not good at, very useful.

[–] guitarfosec@infosec.pub 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I went to one of those exactly once. If a doctor, vet, or dentist even gives me the slightest feeling that I'm being upsold rather than taken care of, I'm gone forever.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

deep cleaning is shown as a scam, i remember distinctly when i still had my parents insurance this same dude would bring out pics of fucked up teeth and tried to convince people that deep cleaning is necessary. the current one im seeing just charges alot compared to other dentist that allows outof pocket cost.

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