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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police (local12.com)

submitted 16 hours ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This lady was like, I finally get to ask the chicken why it crossed the road. Then this dude comes and takes it out!

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago

Dudette in this case

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago

The chicken knew too much.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 27 points 16 hours ago

Good! Those sre future serial killers!

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Why did that chicken want to cross the road?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well we'll never know NOW!!!

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

There has been an inordinate amount of speculation though

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To get to the other side...

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He’s truly on the other side now 😞

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 12 hours ago

🌈 🌉

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