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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah seriously, kiwi is fantastic, pizza is fantastic, kiwi on pizza? Probably fantastic. If it’s like pineapple it’ll caramelize when it cooks.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm a huge fan of sweet and savoury in the same dish. Pineapple on pizza is great, but there are a lot of dishes from South-Asia that combine unique flavours. One of my favourites is rice with a yellow curry sauce with raisins and peach slices on the side. There can even be nuts in the rice to mix it up some.

People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.

I agree! My rule is, generally, if someone likes it there’s something about it worth liking. I can’t always find that thing (sometimes for genetic reasons, like cilantro and, I suspect, very hoppy beers), but I’m always willing to try.

This isn’t only true of food, by the way. Music is another place this is true. If you can find why people appreciate a type of music, you can usually learn to appreciate it even if you didn’t at first.

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[–] argarath@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah we don't have a common enemy, you couldn't accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there's someone with a worse taste, you'll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you'll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you'll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more "flamboyant" than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?

[–] scrohawk@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I’m convinced.

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I love salami, capers and banana on a pizza, don't judge if you haven't tried it!

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I have no problems if you honestly give something a try and don't like it. But the people who judge without trying are acting like small children. I'm not sure why anybody gives their uninformed opinions the time of day.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Controversial but I can't help but be curious...

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm with you. I'd never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago

... I'd try it..

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.

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[–] TechyTochy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.

This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Genuinely I think this would be more enjoyable than pineapple on pizza. It's not that I hate pineapple on pizza, I just hate pineapple in general.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I hate kiwis (the fruit), so I wouldn't eat this, but I love pineapples on pizza, so I'd imagine it'd taste good for people who like kiwis.

[–] uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis

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[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

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[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'd fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.

[–] ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

FFS let people eat what they want in peace.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

New Zealand style pizza: kiwi, chicken, and mutton as toppings. Guaranteed to make the new Zealander in your life very angry you attributed this to them

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.

[–] Kalon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I thought pickles would be the new controversy, but this raises thing to a new level.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I mean pickled jalapeños are great (especially with pineapple) on pizza so it makes sense that something similar for folks that don’t like the heat would be tasty too

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, I don't judge people based on their food preferences.

[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It's exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Potato on pizza 1000% victory

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hell, nah. Pineapple and kiwi on pizza are the same category.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

"I said key lime pie not a kiwi pie!"

"...no, no, that's fine I'm still going to eat it."

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

I absolutely would eat that.

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, I'd try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn't expect to

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've always disliked kiwi, only recently discovered it's because I'm allergic to it. Mild reactions so far but now I'll just avoid it altogether because subsequent exposures can cause worse reactions.

[–] d0nkey@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

I will find you. When I find you I am going to torture you until you cannot handle it anymore. And when you cannot handle it anymore you will die. But when you die you will not relax, because I will be there with you.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ate a quattro formagi bianca with figs, last week. It was delicious.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've never eaten kiwi, so I don't know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

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