Well he sucked someone off, that's the important part.
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Sucked something off. It could have been a horse.
Oh come on, it's just now getting funny. It's horrific still with other things, but this is funny.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/
Seriously. I'm so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.
Meanwhile, while everyone is talking about the trump/clinton trist:

That’s technically what Maga voters think too 🤷
So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.
The founding fathers would be standing proud.
Full attention no less
Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.
Wouldn't it be wild if two different presidents were impeached, a quarter century apart, because Bill Clinton got his dick sucked?
Wouldn't it be wild if dick sucking got him and not raping children because americans hate one of these things nore than the other?
Up there with Genghis Khan's on the Mount Rushmore of world altering penises.
Although, I don't really see what's impeachable about this, but I also know that the right doesn't seem happy and the rules don't matter anyway so hey.
Isn't that already cleared in hearings, "I did not have sex with that woman", BJ is not sex /s
that's the key, we were all focused on the "did not have sex" instead the tricky bit was "that woman".
If a BJ is not sex then Im straight as spaghetti
Edit: My browser decided to save that as a "note" now I dont know where it is or how to delete it.
Im straight as spaghetti
Cooked spaghetti is quite non-straight in my book.
The wild part is that bill didn't believe it was sex as long as the other person didn't finish him off.
The Dollop podcast covered it recently. Absolutely astonishing.
Our first LGBT president ! 🏳️🌈 We should all rejoice, peace and harmony is coming
I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.
I can't wait for the fanfic
My Lemmy is already flooded.
Looks like the White House has a new "Throat GOAT".
Nancy Reagan is raging in hell right now!

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yeah great thanks for that mental image
I fully understand just how much people hate Trump. Please report or challenge any comments that are homophobic, or have an anti LGBT angle. Him being a monster isnt an excuse for it
Totally okay to make fun of a homophobe for being a hypocrite. But also on that note, this 
Matters what you're saying. Dude blowing another dude isn't bad. A homophobe being revealed to have done gay stuff IS hilarious.
I remember those days, kids. The dark times. It all started with a gorilla named Harambe…
The barely readable "Related" column: 😳
The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
We live in the end times.

*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen
At this point you should filter news through AI to get rid of such spam.
What, you have not yet acclimated to the Clown World timeline/dimension?
I'm cautiously optimistic about all this, but it feels very much like 9 years ago when pizzagate broke.
It potentially is a fake "cover" article, literally an article made to deluge the internet search index with the keywords "epstein" and "trump" but with a less heinous and more confusing, not damning headline (the only thing most people read). Thus anybody searching for the keywords in the future will find nothing (in the first page of google, bing, or brainrot character generator matrix of your choice)
Apparently they do this quite a lot in UK, i've heard (Boris). Once you know it, you see it a lot.
Just reading the actual "article" is usually wild, quality worse than tabloids, and you're left confused, because why would someone spend time and effort writing an article that is not interesting in any way, completely unfounded, just plain nothing. Well, the reason is usually they did have a reason, and the reason was money and malicious. These days it's most likely AI slop.
The asswipe Vlad knows and he will not share with us.
Presidential NTR…
It harkens back to when the GOP were clutching pearls over bills BJ.
Trump has done everything the GOP whine about democrats doing and they line up to metaphorically jerk him off. It only makes sense they be reminded of all the damage they've done to this country in their quest for power.
Anything to distract from the fact that he definitely had sex with children.
Big Beautiful Bill, obviously AI
They finally got my slash fiction script.