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5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn
Andy Warhol would freak out
Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.
It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.
The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli 
Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)
Bean nice meeting yall
Hi internet historians
🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶
I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.
solid beans mate
PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb
Take my first upvote on here as well as my first comment and edit I guess
Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.
Oh no. It's br*tish :(
I was here on this day.
These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.
You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.
I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing
you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.
You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.
Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.
Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.
I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.
This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.
Those are some HQ beans good sir.
I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.
It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!
Amazing, please share more beans!
Big if true
Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce
Wild time
Not even good beans lol.
Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.
Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.
Beans beans beans…
I;m thinking about thos Beans
Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!
Okay Mr Bean
Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!
You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.
This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.
God dammit, you is right!
"I was there when the beans happened"
let's go beans, new lemmy mascot