this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Toot, toot out of your boot.

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

Andy Warhol would freak out

[–] Bagofbuttholes@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

[–] nightspades@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

[–] rontosaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean nice meeting yall

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Hi internet historians

[–] Wooderice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

[–] 3sframe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Take my first upvote on here as well as my first comment and edit I guess

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

[–] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I was here on this day.

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

[–] Applesaucenema@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

[–] joeymaynard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

[–] fabio1@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

[–] GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

[–] localidiot@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

[–] anewbeginning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.

[–] FlavorGrain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

[–] ClonedPuffin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Amazing, please share more beans!

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Big if true

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] xXxDickBonerz69xXx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

[–] Easyreever@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans beans…

[–] skam28@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I;m thinking about thos Beans

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] TrickyCamel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Okay Mr Bean

[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

[–] ToastyMedic@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

[–] TigerClawTV@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

God dammit, you is right!

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

"I was there when the beans happened"

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

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