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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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Man cards (europe.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

I keep my man card in my purse and my woman card in my pockets

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Take it, no giving backsies!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd like to sexily eat a banana for someone, but I have a lot of flavor and texture issues regarding food. Maybe there's a way to seductively eat ramen...

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Sluuuuuuuurrrrp

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The best way to eat a banana is as dry chips, with Indian spices sprinkled on them.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Depends. Is he over 40?

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

What an ALPHA manly man with hardworking man-hands!

..where did his chin go though?

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