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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 130 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I will never forget that group of tourists that, many many years ago, came to see the Pope in Germany and, while waiting for the underground, for reasons that elude me, started chanting: "USA! USA! USA!" 😐

[–] lime@feddit.nu 64 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i saw a guy doing that by himself once. at night. in -15° weather. facing a locked loading door at a university campus.

a peculiar breed.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I do that in the bathroom mirror every Tuesday morning while waving my guns in the air.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do it three times in a row and JD Vance appears and soils your sofa.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Fuck, the mirror-person has guns! Shoot 'em!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Huh. Fascinating thought process I'm sure, no matter what it was.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure there was very little thought, let alone a process of them.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Having seen the YouTube, I've learned the ONLY chant for the train queue is "im-ho-tep! Im-ho-tep!"

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

911 was a really stressful time for the US. It left some... marks on the psyche. Mix that with a general lack of education and you end up with that. Just count yourself lucky you don't have to live here.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I get that it's utter shit right now and has been for some years and I don't envy anyone who can't get out. But this wasn't yesterday. And you don't see other nationalities going around being very loudly nationalistic and frankly antagonistic like that after they had some national tragedy.

[–] mirshafie 17 points 5 days ago

We're supposed to excuse Americans for what they endured in 9/11 but fuck if we show any signs of empathy with Iraqis that lost half a million people because George W Bush threw a tantrum.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I get not dressing fancy all the time but this guy dresses for an award show like my toddler going to the park. I’m surprised they let him in lol

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 37 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If your famous enough, they'll let you slap people on stage these days.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Will Smith is officially banned from attending the Oscars for 10 years. He's also lost the ability to produce new projects, with his IMDB credits drying up almost entirely after 2022.

One of the only people in Hollywood who you might seriously claim faced consequences for deplorable behavior. We can only speculate as to why.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Ty for that context and counterpoint.

But ill add that he then paid us back w/the insufferable "i like pretty girls" Song.

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 days ago (4 children)

He wears what's comfortable, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Adam Sandler is famous for shooting movies in exotic/fun locations so that it doubles as a vacation for him and the actors/crew. He's beloved in the industry, and widely regarded as a good, friendly, loyal, down to earth person. Why on earth should someone like that be excluded from an awards show?

[–] Cliff@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think it was also part of a skit.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Hes rich, that’s the only reason. I like to dress comfy too but if you show up to a black tie event in shorts, it’s not being comfy, it’s being a disrespectful jerk.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Dress codes. We just went over this.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

Fuckin' Bruges

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 51 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This guy is perpetually a 20 year old man living in 1997

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago

some people know how to live

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

He was already pulling that in 97 when he was around 30 heh. He has become an IRL Billy Madison and I am proud of him.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Also, Chinese tourists everywhere.

And god forbid you ever have to be near any of the Saudi royal family.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (4 children)

grew up in a major European city with lots of tourism. Asian tourists are almost invisible on how unobnoxious they are. while Americans are loud and entitled. Germans and English tourists were annoying but only came to get drunk on the beach. Israeli tourists also tend to be entitled and annoying.

other groups were rare so not much to talk about them

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 27 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Asian tourists are almost invisible on how unobnoxious they are.

Depends. Those big tourist groups are definitely an issue when the streets are already cramped without tourists and you have places to be.

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 20 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I live in Prague and work every day in the center.

By far the worst are the Brits who get fall down drunk and try to start fights. Americans are only annoying in that they talk loudly and are often kind of dumb. But they are generally polite. They don't hold a candle to the Brits. The rest are generally mild enough as to not be noticeable unless they are in a big group blocking the sidewalk which can be any nationality.

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Israelis not respecting other people's property? I'm shocked.

it's common for them to do a world tour after their military service. they usually feel at the top of the world by then. not the most stable people

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (5 children)

"Asian tourists" pretty much says all I need to know about this lil anecdote..

[–] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Probably just a regional thing.

In the US it means East Asian, in the UK it means Southeast Asians.

I guess most places default to the US definition unless they have a big population like the UK due to the US exporting their language through media.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I worked with a doctor whose in-laws were Saudi royalty. He didn't need to work at all he was so wealthy.

I heard about him doing an incredibly greedy thing that blew my mind one day; he showed up at a dinner that a drug company was hosting for another adjacent program he had nothing to do with and did not practice in at all. He didn't even tell them he was coming, they had to find him a seat, and then he sat down, ordered not one but TWO whole lobsters, and when they came he asked for them to be wrapped to go, and he left. Even acknowledging drug companies have large budgets for these kinds of things, to come to an event that has nothing to do with you and do that is insanely rude when you don't want for a thing in the world.

I know someone else who is very wealthy, and he's pretty generous and passionate about creating things, he's far from perfect, but truly wants to make good things and runs a business that gives him zero profit, so the contrast was pretty stark. The doctor also stiffed his professional college for a very large membership bill.

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

As someone living in a very touristic place, it's really hard to distinguish Americans from wealthier Brits. You pretty much have to hear them speak. Poorer Brits definitely stand out and I'm guessing so would poorer Americans but we don't get a lot of poor Americans (for obvious reasons). It's easy to spot Scandinavians and as I'm from eastern Europe I can easily pick up Poles and tell them apart from Russians and Ukrainians. Spanish and Italians are also easy to recognize and distinguish. I'm not a waiter so I don't know which ones are the worst customers.

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[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Back in my 20’s I was backpacking through Europe and had heard that Parisians were generally friendly to American tourists, but the one thing I was told was to start every conversation at least attempting to speak French. I did so, and everyone I spoke to either started speaking English or politely referred me to someone who did. There was only one incident I had there. I was ordering dinner in a restaurant and I asked the waiter what wine he recommended with the meal I’d ordered. This is a fairly common thing to do in America, but this poor waiter looked at me like I had just transformed into a 4th-dimensional kaleidoscopic entity before his very eyes. I mean, he totally froze, eyes wide, jaw slack. I immediately felt so bad that I just ordered the first red wine I saw on the list and the relief on his face was palpable, but he still looked shaken.

I think French people are just so familiar with wine that they can’t comprehend people who aren’t. If you ever visit France, do some basic research just so you don’t freak them out.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not French, but grew up in a tourist-y area in Europe. I actually didn't mind the American tourists - they often didn't know much about things outside of America, but they were generally really nice about it and eager to learn.

The worst tourists were always the ones from my own country who were over for the summer. Almost always an absolute menace lol.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I also live in a very tourist-y area, but in the States, and without question the worst tourists are other Americans. I think when you're visiting another country, there's a certain amount of humility and respect that kicks in, because you know you're not on your own turf. When you're just visiting another part of your own country, that pressure doesn't kick in and it can leave you behaving like a bit of an entitled ass.

[–] stupidopensourceBS@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

First of all, Adan Sandler is an American saint so shut up.

Secondly, he looks comfortable as hell so what's the problem.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's dressed like what I imagine Florida man dresses.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Florida Man doesn’t have that kind of money!

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

American tourists are kind of fun in my experience. I've never had a bad experience with one, usually very friendly and respectful in comparison.

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