Bastard in a Pasture
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Edit: nvm, saw pedo in a meadow steals back gold medal
Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.
Man-child in the wild?
Trumpf im Sumpf.
Trump in the swamp.
Trump in the swamp is him just sitting in the Oval Office.
Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)
Peedow in a meedow. Obv.
Pehdo is a mehdow
Fairy in a prairie?
Nonce on jaunts
A troll takes a stroll
Pederast in the grass?
Trump on a dump
Trumpkin ready to give a blumpkin?
Another Trump meme, I'm gonna puke! And they tell you to leave internet if you can't take all these US news and memes.....
My racist FIL was quite proud of his little black figurine in a shot-glass.
Pedo in a meadow
Wouldn't it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo
In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.
The other explanation is right but what's freddo?
A chocolate bar with caramel inside on the shape of a frog, it's price often used as a way to contextualise inflation, like how a banana is for scale.
Best one.
This one is a great litmus test for the British
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Pedo in a meadow
I think we found the winner
I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn't work in English
Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn't flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear "Fucking peee-doooh!"
The nuances of American/British/Aussie/Canadian English are lost to me, but thanks for the explanation.
Maps without NZ spotted
Paedo in a lea, tho'
removed in a ditch
If only
Ass in the grass
I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it
Fat ass in the tall grass
Asshole in the grasshole
etc.
Crazy in daisies
Felon in a Field?
well that's a pedo in a meadow...(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee) i suppose we could say a pedo in the weedos for the brits
In a Meedow, you say?
Oh God, the European version would be pedo in a speedo.
Does pedo rhyme with pedalo
Thatβs an open target, double check wind and your scope
No bulletproof shield in an open field.
Pedo in a meadow
Trump in a Dump
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