Fuck AI

I guess the joke was too subtle.

Nvidia CEO - "You should use AI for everything!"

Me: "Great, here's AI telling you that's a stupid fucking idea."

Can't wait for the bubble to finally pop...

Lawyer says you should get a lawyer. Plumber says you need a plumber.

Goat gardener says "You're insane if you don't plant cabbage".

Has he tried asking AI on how to get everyone hooked to AI?

I like my brain functional, thank you very much.

This is just marketing. It's not aimed at us anyway, we're not setting up antire data centres to run AI.

"Fish monger says you're insane if you don't eat fish."

AI could be a few orders of magnitude more useful than it is now and I still wouldn't use it because I don't trust the people on the other end of the chain.

This is not a debate about efficacy for me, it's a matter of trust. Easy for NVIDIA to tell their employees to run their AI. But I can't afford to trust an agent of a corporation to integrate itself into my life in that way.

"You're insane if you don't eat candy!"

• The man who sells candy

Oh they're starting to get panicky I think. This bubbles going to burst hard.

hey jensen, if ai can do a n y t h i n g, then why can't it turn profit?

that sounds like what an INSANE person would say.

Wow, I'm certifiably loony in this case! As I don't rely on AI to do anything for me, as my brain is fully functional and allows me to make conscious decisions that aren't hallucinated.

It makes sense that a company that has devoted so many resources to AI development is trying to get its workers to integrate it in their work flows; it's free training and will make their Torment Nexus potentially less cumbersome when they finally divest more human workers and increase unemployment rates for tech sector workers. The fact that Google is also pushing for it is worrying, as I did plan on moving back to Android; I'll likely avoid a lot of Google made apps in that case, since Samsung seems to not be on the Vibe Coding Train, I'll use most of theirs instead. Even though, it will likely be a shitshow given how ineffective such tools actually are and why skeptical, skilled humans are necessary to make generated code work reliably. I hope that this hurts Nvidia as a brand.

OK. Cool. Let me know when we get actual a.i. instead of whatever the fuck you're peddling right now.

Something I learnt from very early age. If a corporation wants you to do something, for your own good, don't.

Jensen should use AI to breathe for him

Pickaxe seller says you’re insane if you don’t join a gold rush in a fully exhausted area

Weird. Why would the ceo of nvidia say that. I don’t get it. Must be true.

That guy uses AI to fuck his SO?

ohhhhhhh this is a big indication that people should not be using AI

when has a corporation saying "use our tech or you are dumb and your life must suck" ever been true?

You could not convince me that these shit heads are actually using this crap for anything. They’re so entirely full of shit.

I'm a complete lunatic and proud of it.

Complete buffoon

He’s right. His workers and their livelihoods absolutely depend on prolonging the bubble. what will happen to ai/nvidia stock prices if retail investors start to realize that even the people who stand to financially gain from ai adoption still don’t want to use it? Those workers are going to blow the scam that feeds their families. insane.

"You're stupid if you figure out things for yourself! Let my stuff figure out things for you!" /s

I've always thought creative people were just on the borderline of insanity. That's what makes them so creative.

AI, please create a new Nvidia corporate logo, taking strong design cues from the Enron logo.

You know, German has a word—Fremdschämen—that means feeling embarrassment on behalf of someone else (someone else you don't even know and who is oblivious to your embarrassment on their behalf). I think about that word a lot when watching degenerative AI fans babble about "their" writing or "their" art.

"Replace CEOs" mysteriously absent from list.

Nvidia CEO says you're "Insane" If you don't outsource the act of thinking to AI owned by big tech assholes.

Person who can't spell says you're insane if you don't use spell-check

I use AI to suck my dick

I already knew that. I’m on meds for it.