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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 224 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That moment when you quit the arms company and joined the legs company:

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 27 points 5 days ago

I'm stealing this

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 150 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 67 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (10 children)

Defense industry, law enforcement, and surveillance are all instant dealbreakers for me whenever a recruiter reaches out to me. And sadly that seems like the vast majority of positions for which recruiters are looking for candidates.

That or AI shit.

I'm so tired of the tech industry.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 28 points 4 days ago

Science grad with 10 years engineering experience. I had to turn down a lot of jobs before I found one that didn't involve killing people. It took two years. I'm paid about half of what I could get if I sold my morals. Totally worth it.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 16 points 4 days ago

Depending on engineering discipline, oil & gas is another common one.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

There's positive tech stuff out here too, bud. You'll likely need to look for yourself though, the recruiter reaching out to you is better funded for some reason.

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[–] jof@lemmy.world 92 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Yea I'm an LGBTQ+ ally:

The ally they're talking about:

L ockheed Martin

G eneral Dynamics

B AE

T exas Instruments

Q inetiq

"our hiring system is even less discriminatory than our targeting system!" -their motto, probably

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 19 points 5 days ago

"our hiring system is even less discriminatory than our targeting system!" -their motto, probably

Bravo!

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I just use my skills to make gooner games. My soul is pure. To heaven I shall go. Unironically.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago

Thank you for your service.

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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 49 points 5 days ago (3 children)

This is why I focused on graphics hardware for so long.... Then some arsehole came up with running AI on GPUs.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

series of increasingly large dominoes where the smallest is "NVIDIA releases CUDA" and the largest is "the entire global economy has become dependent on running a useless computer program that tricks stupid people into believing it can do anything worthwhile"

[–] themoken@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, I got started in silicon thinking cheaper, faster, more power efficient chips would be a net benefit to the world... Then we became a social media surveillance state and AI dogshit is just the icing on the cake.

Now I drink to forget we're boiling the oceans to ruin society. One day this capitalist hellscape will end.

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[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

My brother in law is using his engineering degree to work for various arms companies, including DARPA. His wife justifies it by saying "He only makes things for good countries like the US".

A few years ago, he, his wife, my wife, another sister in law and his kids were in a car, and he was talking about why it's justifiable to drone-strike school buses. He said "Well, there were some really bad people on those buses." I ask "What makes them bad?", and he says "You know, they make bombs, that sort of thing."

I turned to him and said "YOU make bombs. By your rationale, this car with your entire family is every bit as much a justifiable target as those school buses."

The entire car went silent, and later, my wife thanked me for not going any further.

He's the most morally-bankrupt person I've ever met, and I hate being in the same room as him. His wife isn't much better, and is the epitome of the portion of the working class that's been tricked into thinking they're better than that. She'll handwave away the fact that in her career, she's been directly responsible for firing thousands of people "for the good of the company".

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[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Some of us turned down Lockheed and Raytheon.

[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 55 points 5 days ago

You turned down lockheed, lockheed rejected me.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I may be an engineer, but I am still too fucking stupid to get a job at an arms company

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s easier than you’d think. The applicant pool doesn’t tend to be the best and brightest.

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

One of the guys I went to college with is an amazing programmer and had such a great understanding of C that hes why i got as far into CS as i did, couldn't get a job after grad because 1) Covid and more importantly 2) he's insufferable.

He got a job making $100k a year for I wanna say Lockheed because he quote "Wrote good looking code". That's all they needed because Tue DoD already told them that the project he was hired for was not going to be adopted, but they were still contracted for minimum 2 more years of development and Lockheed would be in breach of contract if they weren't making progress even though it was already Dead.

The Military industrial complex is JUST a grift to put tax dollars in private hands.

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[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Doing engineering is more like an any% run to do something that eventually, even just statistically, hurts people.

So. Stop enabling us, scientists :P

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[–] nagaram@startrek.website 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Gods, I'm considering Job hopping and I saw Lockheed was hiring for my role, less experience, less certs, full remote, and quadruple my pay.

I had to block them on indeed and LinkedIn. I hated that I was considering it.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I don't think anyone with an engineering degree would believe there's a hell. Neither should you.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Leave it to an engineer to think that this meme is literally claiming there's a hell.

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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Although I can imagine what hell would look like: commuting for 1h to sit in an office that has more people than desks to have a zoom meeting over VPN with flaky wifi and AC that is set to overheat whoever sits under the vent and under heat everyone further.

Oh did I tell you that meeting could have been an email? And the coffee machine broke yesterday. And there's a bathroom queue.

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[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago

True, these people will not face justice through any natural force of the universe, only by people holding them accountable for the harm they cause.

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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, I work at a prosthetics company.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Not an engineer, but I have I have Asian parents, if I were an engineer and worked for a genocidal dictator, they wouldn't care, that's success anyways.

So... yea...

people value success over ethics

welcome to life

society...

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't they still be disappointed that you are an engineer and not a doctor?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

what are engineers, if not machine doctors?

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doctors don't get to turn their patients off during repairs.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

I mean... Anesthesia is close enough

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good that I only work for Palantir then

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 35 points 5 days ago

Can't go to hell if you have no soul.

*taps temple

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Weapons can be used for defense or offense. Just be sure that you can sleep at night with the potential consequences - and that your work may be used on the wrong side just as easily as the right side.

On the other hand, if you're working for an Israeli defense company, you can be pretty certain where your results are going to go, and should maybe just... not.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 37 points 5 days ago (11 children)

If you're working for a western arms manufacturer you can be pretty certain your products will end up in Israel too.

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The groomers in the MIC have claimed soooo many kids who just wanted to make video games. Gross and sad.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 21 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I think this is also true for investing in war companies (its the department of war now, so no need to keep up the defense charade), even if it's just part of an index fund or ETF.

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