Ngl, as I'm sure its not actually Greeezy Newsom, but whoever they've got putting these posts together is goat-tier shit poster.
WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
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The last line is when I realized the satire style is different, and then saw Fan Account and the avatar.
Yea, I think many missed that.
It isn't even an official Newsom account, just someone shitposting and using his name to piss off Dorito Mussolini a little extra.
God they're gonna push this guy for 2028 aren't they?
Well I would hope we could find someone with more qualifications than running a satire account.
We put a broke ass mother fucker posing as rich on a reality show as president and you think a satire account becoming president isn't possible? I'm telling you, at this point, fictional characters are possible. These idiots will elect Futurama's version of Nixon if they get a chance. "Agnew!!!"
Arooooooo!
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wouldnt be the worst option either
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There's always Camacho if Newsom falls through. I think the country is ready
I would vote for Camacho over Newsom. Newsom is a slimey git that gives California a bad name.
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I mean…thinking about the Democratic Party in terms of “they” is a little strange. Seem like anybody so steering that ship, to you?
But, for what’s left of their functioning and coherent apparatus…he’s certainly trying to make it impossible for them to not choose him.
It’s a sentiment based on multiple elections where voters did not get to participate in a Democratic primary.
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To be fair, it was Rubio and Kennedy, they could put an owl to sleep with their bullshit.
Nobody gonna talk about the headline? This is like North Korea state news headlines.
SUPREME LEADER VISITS SAUSAGE FACTORY.
GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENERALS.
GREAT LEADER EATS ENTIRE SANDWICH.
Like, why is it news the president is doing something that all presidents routinely do?
For a moment I thought you wrote "GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENITALS.", guess that could also have been true.
Bubba?
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Another reason why Krasnov does not want to attend the G-20. The mofo will fall asleep drooling like a Japanese cartoon character.
You guys have more politicians that talk like Trump? Or did he adopt the style after Trump's success?
He’s directly making fun of/satirizing Trump.
It's his whole shtick now
It was funny like the first 5 times
It's not serious leader material
Well then, good thing Newsome didn't post this!
All y'all need to join with the FaceBook conservatives for a social media literacy class.
"NOOAWW! I believe whatever I want to believe and it's all TRUE!"
In a country run by clowns, a serious leader is one who knows he's in a circus.
"fan account"
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