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ooh there's layers to this one

I mean I'm not saying that you're an expert, but my us highschool education regarding nuclear fission was pretty handwavy, and won't come up again in most careers

whatever I want

printers

For sanitary reasons, you should bring your own pencil

I thought that was more like salt and vinegar?

...which I also love

That's not Wide Ape. It's just a tribute

Maybe there's space gas in the future, you don't know

Ok, ok, don't panic. Just don't answer the phone and stay away from the couch for a few weeks and you'll be in the clear

That's how I read the tweet, dork never got further than Programming 1