Astronut

Fuck these fucking fuckers to the highest of Fuckativity!

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How are us ugly people supposed to respond to this!

The front fell off!

Why, the hairy little sumbitch don’t even eat!

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

     ~Mitch Hedburg~

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

I am an accredited Poochie Protection lawyer. Please call me when you feel safe. My work is pro bone o.

Dude you forgot a couple of ha’s in about the middle of your opinion! Easy mistake though, even I almost missed it. I fully agree with you by the way!