BurgersMcSlopshot

joined 2 years ago

"what if computation was more wrong but on the other hand was faster and used less power"?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What's the elevator pitch for Extropic again? There's no human description in the video and I'm not turning sound on for that.

WTF I was doing all this in EMACS in 2008.

Moar like power the butt.

Is that why the robot is wrapped in a giant cum-sock?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That WSJ review is something special and I didn't have sound on or CC so I'm sure there's some weapons-grade stupid going on in dialog that I am missing. I stopped watching about when they put up a picture of Allen Turing (AI Pioneer!) and a picture of the "AI Pilot" who's first name is Turing and then highlighted that both have the word "Turing" in their names.

Also that overgrown Roomba with hip dysplasia took 5 minutes to put two glasses in a dishwasher poorly.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh God my brain is so used to turning typos into likely intended words that I missed "free-sprinted", which I'm going to guess in this context involves being athletic and horny and bottomless and possibly suffering from protein-powder-induced lead poisoning.

That might explain why copilot is a cum sprite

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What professional athlete is a) working for OpenAI and b) wants to turn Sora into the bottomless fountain of goon?

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I once had someone tell me to my face that comments were a code smell.

Oh, so Call of Duty

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This will be easy thanks to the "Benevolence of the Rocket" equation as seen on Trashfuture.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"remember 1-900 numbers? They're back! In AI form!"

Also I browsed other items on the site the phone came from and holy shit I have never seen a more cursed collection of products draped in Christmas shit.

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