GoobyMcMooby

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[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How does he look so young?!

Edit: So old. Not sure why I typed young.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need another tech bro attempt to colonize the ocean. Get them out far from the nearest coastline with the promise of underage girls (no pesky age of consent on the briny blue) and unreleased audio of Milton Friedman. Then sink the vessel.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago

Stripper cops are ok though. In fact, the end goal is to disrobe such an oppressive uniform; A metamorphosis to molt an uncomfortable layer to reveal their true form.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just call them what they are: stochastic terrorists

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Please queue for your entry into Core Civic facility 451. Don’t mind the autonomous security. Comply and they won’t render you into biodiesel. All hail Lord Yarvin and his unwashed asshole.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

Once the Christians and Jews kill all the Muslims then the Christians kill the Jews and Jesus returns to bring everyone up Heaven’s Chimney. Since that’s not real the Christians left living in the created hellscape will just move on to killing off sects labeled apostates and the meek inherit a poisoned, inhospitable Earth or whatever

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago

LOL single cops in [your area] are looking to chat

Don’t click that, Timmy. Not because it’s a pop up that will probably install a bunch of plugins. We don’t talk to cops regardless of their relationship status.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

With a stroke of luck Fetterman will disappear into the ether never to return. The senate won’t notice his absence.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago

Donald Trump could perform fellatio on Putin live on OAN and people would still deny he’s a Russian asset.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The baddies can’t even keep their story straight. How shocking.

[–] GoobyMcMooby@lemmy.zip 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

MAGA Conservatives hate conservation especially if it involves indigenous people, another group they’d prefer to be forcibly removed. Also, salmon and caring for ecosystems is WOKE.

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