Zealotte

Amen

This damned thing which I always have on me.

Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

Right, but that's less funny.

I think I'll start pointing it out.

Damn. Yours is way better.

The fruit of ~~knowledge~~ longage.

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

I checked your link (thank you for that) to see that the artist attribution is usually on the bottom right.

It looks like it was intentionally removed before posting.

Why would anyone do that?

Aaaaaand it's gone.

I bet he eats blockberries.