janus2

it should concern everyone

I would.

"A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything."

it's one of those hats

This perfectly describes my experience working with ~~IT~~ all "professionals".

ftfy

jokes on you i lost the game and took Loss psychic damage anyway

If you're part of the Bidet Master Race and have a stack of mini butt/genitals-towels for use after bidet-ing, the whole towel becomes face-&-body with no worries

I still don't want my face to indirectly contact my own clean butt.

I want my face to directly contact someone else's clean butt.

I'm starting to goof around with Arch and if I turn into an "I use Arch, btw" I'm blaming you

American cheese and grape jelly on an English muffin egg sandwich was* my shit when I was a tween

*(it probably still is but now I'm hilariously lactose intolerant and developed an aversion to eggs)

inarizushi my beloved

Also try ketchup and mustard. I tried this after watching a contestant on Taskmaster New Zealand utterly fail to ruin a grilled cheese, to the point where the "judge" said it was one of the best grilled cheeses he'd had.

Fantastic breakroom sandwich, if you have a toaster oven.

I read this as being addressed to owners of businesses that sell bananas off a countertop and had an existential crisis wondering how the fuck I never realized that was a thing

Let alone why it'd be an issue for them to have only a single banana left in stock

I lol'd