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Everywhere there's lots of leopards
Leading leopard lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their leopard wives
Clutching forks and knives
To eat MAGA faces!
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Lol. What a clownshow. You voted for this, morons. Decisions have consequences, even/ especially if it's to sit out and do nothing, and yes, im now talking about the other group of idiots.
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I’m surprised that they haven’t considered using prison labour yet.
It is also ironic that people in the US criticize alleged slavery in other countries but ignore their agricultural economy
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"THEY TUK URR JERBS!!!!"
Morons
Way to screw all of us over your jingoism
What’s funny is the old idea that book nerds know things but farmers do things is a source of pride for farmers.
The reality is that farmers are just nerds also.
Yet they think of themselves as something else, like mythical strong men beasts who feed the rest of us useless folks.
The real strong men are the very immigrants that do the literal toiling while the farmers are basically like mini CEOs by comparison
Their rejection of the very nerdiness thst gives them their mystique is ironic
They are smart enough to turn land into food
But not smart enough to realize how they actually do it
I heard this story during his last administration. Assclowns never learn.
Listen up, MAGAt American farmer:
You better keep your prices low, or I won't buy as much American food!