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submitted 57 minutes ago by [M] to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 
 

War and Peas | Mastodon

Transcript4-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. She says, “Looks like everyone’s a witch nowadays.” Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart.

Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch “You should be glad. Witches are cool now.”

Panel 3: The vampire happily says, “Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!” Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. “You’ve GOT to stop calling it that.”

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me_irl (europe.pub)
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🤓: I'm going to sell ketchup that flows more than 14 centimeters in 30 seconds Code of Federal Regulations title 21 Subsection 155.194(b)(1):
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ich_iel (europe.pub)
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Wütende Person 1: "Jesus war Israelit!". Wütende Person zwei: "Nein, Jesus war Palästinenser!". Person mit Brille die sich einen Finger vor den Mund hält über der die Flagge Sachsens ist: Sticker auf dem "Jesus war Sachse" steht
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Didn't you guys forgot about someone? 😔

The Dean from Community, in a peanut costume hyperventilating.
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The West nicknamed him the “Red Napoleon,” a misguided comparison, because, unlike Napoleon, Giap never lost a war nor invaded any country for imperialist interests.

He was the son of a peasant who, although he owned no land, could read and write and thus taught other poor people in the village to do the same, and fought his entire life against the colonialist regime imposed on his country.

While studying at the University of Hanoi in 1933, he joined the Communist Party of Indochina, which would later become the Communist Party of Vietnam.

In September 1939, after the French colonial authorities banned the Communist Party in Vietnam, Giap moved to China, where he met Ho Chi Minh; the two would never part ways again, becoming mentor and protégé in the anti-colonial struggle.

After taking refuge in China, the French colonialists kidnapped his wife and mother-in-law as hostages to force Giap to surrender to the French.

After refusing to surrender to the French Empire, the French response against him was fierce and cruel: his sister-in-law was guillotined, his wife was sentenced to life imprisonment and died in prison after three years as a result of brutal torture; they also murdered his newborn son, his father, two sisters, and other relatives.

At that moment, after the French colonialists had killed his entire family, he swore eternal hatred against them and vowed not to rest until he had liberated his country from those murderous scourges.

But he would also have to fight the Japanese Empire, which invaded Vietnam in 1940 and divided the country among itself and the French imperialists.

In 1941, Giap stepped forward to liberate his country and participated in the Chingsi Conference in May 1941, at which the Vietnam Liberation Front was formed.

After that, he moved to the mountains of Vietnam to form the first guerrilla groups to fight the French.

After forming his first guerrilla battalions, during Christmas 1944 he captured a French military outpost and defeated an entire colonialist battalion.

By mid-1945, Giap already had some 10,000 men under his command in the guerrilla forces and was able to go on the offensive against the Japanese imperialists who had invaded the country, proving himself one of the finest commanders of any guerrilla force.

After driving out the Japanese, the Democratic Republic of Vietnam was proclaimed as part of the August Revolution, and Giap was declared commander-in-chief of the People’s Army to fight against the French colonialists.

After seven long years of anti-colonial struggle against the French—guided by the tactical motto “a slower but surer attack and advance; attack to win; attack only when victory is certain”—he succeeded in defeating and expelling the French at great cost in 1954.

A year after the anti-colonial struggle against the French, in 1955, it was the United States’ turn—yet another empire fighting to prevent Vietnam’s freedom and independence; but Giap and his protégé, General Văn Tiến Dũng, managed to defeat the American imperialists, leading, among other offensives, the 55-day Spring Offensive and the capture of Saigon on April 30, 1975.

Literally, Giap had brought down three empires in just 30 years; the “Red Napoleon,” as he was called in the West, taught painful lessons to the finest French generals with experience in colonial wars and World War II, as well as to the finest American generals and the finest Japanese imperialist generals.

Giap did not attend courses at a military academy nor receive any direct military training before World War II. World War II: He was a natural talent for waging anti-imperialist warfare.

The Communist Party of Vietnam named Giap "the master of modern revolutionary guerrilla warfare in the 20th century."

Video link -> https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2106772429439717376/vid/avc1/714x1126/MzQLjQnltIR2uc9E.mp4

Source -> https://shitter.thepixora.com/DaniMayakovski/status/2106772468845228269#m

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London (AFP) – The UK's left-wing Green party voted Sunday to define Zionism as racism at the party's annual conference, drawing sharp backlash from three British Jewish groups, the ruling Labour Party and Israel's government.

Members of the Green party, which has five MPs in Britain's 650-seat parliament and which enjoyed a boost in recent local and special elections, backed the motion at the party's conference, with 1,022 votes in favour and 813 against.

According to the motion, Zionism would be "treated as any other form of racism" and the party supports the establishment of a "single democratic Palestinian State in all of historic Palestine".

"This has been a serious and deeply felt debate within our membership," a Green spokesperson said.

The Greens have enjoyed a surge in popularity under the charismatic leadership of Zack Polanski, attracting voters dissatisfied with the centre-left Labour government's stance on the Israel-Hamas war.

However, Polanski's popularity has taken a hit in recent months, polls show, following several missteps.

"This motion would make the Green Party the first electorally significant UK political party in living memory to adopt what appears to be an overtly antisemitic political platform," three Jewish community groups said in a letter to the party ahead of the vote.

"We also emphasised the implications for the safety and welfare of all British Jews," the heads of the Board of Deputies, Community Security Trust and Jewish Leadership Council warned.

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Bread dippies (europe.pub)
submitted 29 minutes ago by [M] to c/cooking@lemmy.world
 
 

Fresh baked bread, some leftover curry and a sauce made from tomato paste, stock olive oil, sugar, salt, basil, oregano and olive oil.

Cost per person $1.22

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