A dour man looks down and sighs "man, I need to do something about this year.
Two rats appear before him.
His eyes shine with excitement.
He plucks up the rats and hoists them toward his mouth as a fascinated onlooker closes in. "holy shit no
fucking way.
Eat..two..rats..
EAT TWO RATS!" The spectator chants, pumping his arms.

A crowd forms around the man as he lowers the rats into his mouth. "EAT TWO RATS. EAT TWO RATS" they repeat in unison.
The ground splits open as a stony mass rises from below.
A shrieking horned skeleton pierces up through the earth and spins flesh onto its exposed bones in a horrific, meticulous spectacle of warping gore
The form of the devil rises from the pit, points, and joins the chant. "EAT TWO RATS"
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