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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 days ago

Deeply unserious managers of empire continue to self-cannibalize their own productivity in an effort to go even more all-in on financial capital, all while the global south is doing its best to pivot towards more favorable relations with countries like China. When the US Empire runs out of countries to exploit, and financial capital ceases to be profitable, it will have no developed industrial base nor a strong scientifically trained worker base to pull itself back up. The US is cooked, this is just speedrunning the demise of the empire in a faster and harder fashion.

The good news is that the worse this gets, the more favorable the conditions for organizing become, and the more vulnerable to revolution the state becomes. We can legitimately take advantage of this, and gain mastery over capital, rather than the inverse. We can re-industrialize, become socialist, and begin the long and difficult but necessary path towards legitimate progress. It won't be easy, but it will be doable.

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 57 points 3 days ago (10 children)

That's only the half of it. Look at the rest of the policies, look how they want to cut Medicare and food stamps and other safety net programs.

Make no mistake, this administration wants to see people die.

This is the end game the technocrats have been working towards, this is how they're enacting their eugenics. They want poor people, disabled people, disadvantaged people, to die. They believe they are culling the weak members of the herd for the sake of the betterment of "their" kind (rich, white, "healthy", etc).

These policies aren't stupid or ineffective, they are cruel and insidious by design

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 179 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And still some people think it will be fine in 3.5 years.

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 114 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh my god it’s only been half a year D:

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)

5 months, he was inaugurated January 20th

[–] JimmyMcGill@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago

Fuuuuck this is depressing

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It absolutely won't be.

But it might be moving in the right direction.

Regardless, will take decades/generations to fully recover from this, if ever.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

No, you'll never recover. Your previous status was the result of a very specific set of historical circumstances (specifically the fact that you were the only major power left standing after World War 2) that aren't going to repeat. If you fall, the best you can hope for in terms of recovery is to equal the other developed countries of the world. You'll never exceed them again.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 118 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Never played a conquest game where you stop researchers from giving your empire a tech advantage over others.

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[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 139 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or another way to look at it- cutting nearly 75% of scientists. Can't have climate change if there's no one working! Watch them find some money to give to ExxonMobile to 'study' the impacts of fossil fuels. Wonder what that report will say! /s

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

No need for the /s I fully expect that is what will happen. Also a great firewall, so yanks can't access unapproved information from over seas

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 days ago (6 children)

A healthy, broadly educated population, which feels safe and secure, are incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative and authoritarian ideologies.

They need you to be sick, stupid, and scared.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (18 children)

As non-american I'm becoming increasingly convinced republicans are actually lead by traitors wanting to destroy the US.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Has an empire ever been so complicit in their own demise?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Maybe Pol Pot murdering intellectuals and people who wear glasses?

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[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 days ago

Maybe theocracies like Afghanistan. Even North Korea likes scientists.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Wait, the bottom ones are PreK-12 students.

How are they planning to reduce the number of children?

Is this why they hired RFK?

[–] rozodru@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

a dumb population is easier to control than an educated one. They don't plan on reducing the number of children, no they need more to produce for the wealthy. What they need are dumb kids that will grow into dumb adults. uneducated adults are more likely to have A LOT of kids. So you strip education, you strip healthcare, you make abortions illegal across the board, thus you force the population to keep pumping out new workers. many will die, the strong idiots will survive.

They're turning the country into cattle.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 74 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Brain drain is a difficult downward spiral to break out of once it starts.

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago

This is something I think a lot of people don’t realize; It’s a cascading failure. It’s not just that some competent people will leave the country. The rest of their teams will have to bear the extra burden and be demoralized. They will then feel compelled to leave as well.

It’s happened numerous times in both the public and private sectors. Now they’re deliberately trying to do this shit on a national scale. If we ever recover from this, it’s going to take decades…

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 57 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Hey Europe and Canada, anyone still looking for a scientist that just wants to do lab work? I prefer chemistry, but am happy with micro too. Just let me interpret data, please. I'm stuck somewhere where titrations are the most complex process.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 days ago

German universities are always hiring. Always. And in my experience they need just about everyone

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 64 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Speed running towards Idiocracy by 2028

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

no need to rush it, were already here.

who am I kidding, President Camacho would be way better than Trump and most DNC candidates.

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[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A country for REAL (white Christian male) Americans.

When are you people going to get the message. It was never a country that was about equality. It was about enrichment for a select group of people. When their privilege was threatened, the veil came off.

None of this changes until the rest of America decides enough is enough. That might never happen. If it does, it won't be for years or decades.

The US died on Jan 20th, 2025.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'd argue Citizens United was the death blow.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 40 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Critical support for Trump's struggle against US cultural and scientific imperialism.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (13 children)

If you can get out, now's the time.

If not, now's the time to buy guns and ammo.

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The country built on brain drain, assumes it is great without the brain.

I hope the scientist find favorable places that value science.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 39 points 4 days ago

This is a huge opportunity for countries who always played second fiddle in science and tech.

[–] Zezzoz@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

Europe will welcome them with open arms.

People starts to realize that having a higher wage in the US doesn't translate into a better quality of life.

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[–] KingCake_Baby@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

The times, they are a'changing

Death to IMPERIALISM

Death to CAPITALISM

Death to FASCISM

Death to MAGA

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've figured this out. If MAGA gets rid of all the smart people, they won't seem as dumb anymore!

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a particularly hilarious scene from The Death of Stalin where they have all the country's best doctors lined up to save Stalin after his heart attack, but they are all bumbling idiots and Stalins men get angry about how incompetent they are until someone reminds them that Stalin literally killed all the best and most capable doctors in the soviet union out of paranoia.

And so, Stalin dies.

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[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I used to wonder how did the Islamic Golden Age end, how did the Muslim World go from leader in science, technology and commerce to has-been. Now I see leaders in the West destroying in years what took centuries to build. Civilizations like living organisms go through cycles of birth, rise, peak, stagnation and decline, some make a comeback in a different form like Europe after the Renaissance and China after Communism, and some don't. Good thing we have other nations picking up after the decline of Western Civilization.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Islamic golden age ended because of centuries of European crusades followed by the mongol invasion. It had little to do with a lack of appreciation for science and scientists.

But there is only so much scholars can do, when under relentless attacks by barbarians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Golden_Age

This period is traditionally understood to have begun during the reign of the Abbasid caliph Harun al-Rashid (786 to 809) with the inauguration of the House of Wisdom, which saw scholars from all over the Muslim world flock to Baghdad, the world's largest city at the time, to translate the known world's classical knowledge into Arabic and Persian.[4] The period is traditionally said to have ended with the collapse of the Abbasid caliphate due to Mongol invasions and the Siege of Baghdad in 1258.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Welcome to Europe, researchers!

Lots of great choices and don't worry, you can move to France without knowing French or Denmark without knowing Danish!

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd say we had a good run but we really didn't.

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Making everywhere else, great again.

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