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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The term: "hanging brain" deserves a moment of our respect.

[–] piefood@feddit.online 14 points 2 weeks ago

The first time I heard it called "brain" was in the movie Waiting.

WARNING: There is some language in this clip that hasn't aged well, just like most of the movie.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzw4t_dB5M

[–] buffing_lecturer@leminal.space 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I think I don't really get it? I see the cock and balls but the euphemism goes over my head

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's because cold scrote looks kinda 🧠

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I always assumed it was just an extension of head. The brain is in the head, if you get head you're getting brain too? Idk.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

I thought more it's about what some ppl use to think

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A lot of men think almost exclusively with their dicks

Ah this makes sense; the hanging brain, as opposed to the brain safety stowed away inside ones skull.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hanging brain is specifically an act, but generally, the scrotum is "supposed" to look like a brain.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Always be wary of sticker packs bought online. They'll literally just do a Google image search and print off everyone's weird fan art of whatever you're looking for. Nudity, drugs, fetish stuff, doesn't matter.

I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago

Disgusting! Where is a link so I can be sure to avoid those sonic stickers?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I made the mistake of buying a Sonic the Hedgehog sticker pack off Amazon for my kids. Honestly it could have been worse, given how hard Sonic "fan art" goes.

Oh wow, I had literally the same experience, Sonic stickers too. Thankfully I had a quick look through before I threw them in with the Mario and Pixar stickers, and noticed Amy had some "interesting poses" ... And it kind of got worse from there.

It was my first head-shaking "wtf is wrong with people" moment as a father so I guess there's that.

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

Worst thing that ever happened to me. I bought a naruto hoodie off of wish. It was white and it had a red sharingan on the left breast. Wore it to school and got called "Klan Man Dan" all day

To add to this. We were also going on trips to potential universities

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For this missing context, this is what the Klansman ceremony outfit looks like.

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This emphasizes my embarassment so much lol

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

Keep it there. That's a fucking power move.

Your boss absolutely respects you more for it.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Don't be ashamed of living bodies, animals should not be required to wear clothes, humans are animals.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

MAKE THE ANIMALS WEAR PANTS! COVER THEIR BUMS!

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Literally on my way to hang out naked in a park. I love this city

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Careful the human body is criminal in its natural state.

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it does however help that most animals don't have a fully human dong complete with the disproportionate size compared to their body

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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

hanging brain

WTF…

[–] Gild@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

Whats it say about me that the first thing I noticed was the penis.. lmao

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

this is why you don't use just any genai for stickers.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, it's a "cute picture". An unmutilated penis looks much "cuter" than a mutilated one.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just as a reminder to some Americans, intact penises look like that when they're not erect, because it's the job of the foreskin to protect the most sensitive part of your body, until you want to actually use it.

They do not look like that when erect though, or if they do and you're not a teenager with phimosis, then I don't know wtfs going on. See a doctor prolly.

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Catholics do this too (END GENITAL MUTILATION)

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus breakfast cereal people for some reason.

[–] Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll take my oats quaked (I can't stop masturbating)

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If you have a masturbation addiction, seek help. People are willing to give you a hand

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I assure you this is not true at all

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The new gen pokemon are something else.

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