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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 31 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

Would have made a believer out of me

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

God exists, and He has a pretty dark humour

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, there's that - the George Carlin / cynic view of if there's a god it's outlook seems really, really dark.

like, would an all knowing, all loving god create a botfly?

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Me hearing about Trump.

Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.

This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Pretty sure that guy shit in his hat.

[–] choab@discuss.online 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 72 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 60 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago
[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 85 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 37 points 15 hours ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 55 points 18 hours ago (13 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 9 points 16 hours ago

Karma police arrest this man

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[–] trashboat@midwest.social 62 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 29 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 19 points 17 hours ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine

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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 9 hours ago

Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 3 points 13 hours ago

Now we must be great, right? We great? I think we're great.

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