this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Maybe you have ADHD.

[–] Candice_the_elephant@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Fucken straight to the heart man.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Well, thoughts do happen and call me slurs, but they don't linger!

[–] waggz@programming.dev 4 points 19 hours ago

me rn on lemmy on my phone with an idler game on my tablet and watching yt on my laptop while eating

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

YouTube on PC, Mini Metro on Steam Deck, Lemmy on phone.

The thoughts still haunt me.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

That's only three don't you see the raccoon? You need five to stop the thoughts.

[–] calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me right now, scrolling lemmy while listening to a podcast. What am I doing

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

I found this meme scrolling while waiting for my code to compile with muisic playing in the background and having a web-based game open on one tab

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What podcast?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why are Raccoons so peak meme

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

it looks like a highly advanced shitpost with the text removed.

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago

I missed my opportunity

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk they're just, like, these little fuzzy guys with hands

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

apparently they're self domesticating

[–] dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Just like us!

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually saw a racoon scientist debunk that.

The research saying they are becoming domesticated is BS.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All it takes to do your own research is some cat food, they very much are lol. They're smart and adaptable and fun to be around, great lil buddies

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's different to 'becoming domesticated'

The claims about their snouts are evolving to become shorter, their eyes becoming bigger, and them becoming more friendly are all false.

They're adaptable sure, but they're not evolving to become domesticated.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 hours ago

I don't know the science and have never heard those claims, but I do know critters and they sure are friendly. I would say the single easiest critter to pet, right up there with deer. They are absolutely aware that no one wants to eat them and being cute gets em fed

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least on two psychoactive substances to balance it out.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago