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[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Are you really asking?

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 4 months ago

It's not that bad by default, it just gives it a disadvantage in terms of performance, but if you care about it you can still make it run smooth and be not-that-heavy. Microsoft just doesn't.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

I banished Windows from my life a long time ago. My quality of life improved shortly thereafter. I had reached rock bottom after spending a day trying to unbugger my mother in law's computer. It felt like waking up after a long bender in a pile of my own sick. She caused the pain herself because Windows invited it without guardrails - yet somehow I was holding the bag. I'm Windows-clean now and no longer offer to try (or agree) to help. I know the personal risks. I support you if you're still enraptured by the Windows range and despair. I get it. Getting clean isn't easy. Gather the strength.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

no fucking way

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

Why is there a butthole on Stallman's nameplate?

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world -5 points 4 months ago

i use win 11 and i can't remember the last time i used the start button. there is no need.

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