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RFK Jr. Announces Plans to Live Forever After Stuffing His Holes with Silica Gel Packets
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this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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Looking forward to seeing this exact headline on NotTheOnion in a few months.
Glad I wasn't the only one.