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[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only birth control that is 100% effective is having HOT GAY SEX™

Alternatively become a Buddhist monk and hit yourself in the balls until you're infertile, I guess

And there I was, thinking my vagina must be broken because I somehow still haven't got my girlfriend pregnant 🤦‍♀️