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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (20 children)

My sister's new apartment's front door has a "smart lock", hooked up to Ring, naturally. No keyhole, you open it with your phone. It also runs on batteries.

Do I really need to say any more? We were baffled.

EDIT: Correction - there IS a keyhole but the actual tenants don't have access to it. Only the property management. Creepy. :|

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a smart deadbolt that is keypad operated. It’s awful.

Never used the smart features, and there isn’t a bypass to unlock the door when the batteries die — which happens a lot, especially in the winter. I tried using rechargeable batteries in it, but they last less than half the time of normal batteries.

There is nothing more frustrating than punching in the key code and hearing the death of HAL9000 voice before the deadbolt fully unlocks. Luckily I have a back door that isn’t smart.

I’m replacing the lockset soon and this won’t be a problem anymore, but holy shit is it frustrating and wasteful.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Kwikset keypad works great for me. There's a keyhole, a real button keypad, and the batteries last a while with quite a bit of warning before they're actually dead.

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