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Uhh, this sounds like a "you" problem, Mr. President. More fiber might help. Anyway, thanks for broadcasting your bowel troubles to the whole world, it sure makes you look strong.
Actual Hank Hill moment.
I often think about how Hank Hill would react to our current political climate. He's too pure for this shit. I think in the last election he would've bit his tongue, voted Democrat, and shivered whenever he thought about it.
He did put his foot down about the evangelization of Halloween.
Totally would have!
He decided a presidential candidate was bad on handshake alone
Lol yes