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“They’re our brothers and sisters. When we stop seeing people that way it’s so easy to start making laws or enacting policies that harm them.”

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27602242

Germany's military, the Bundeswehr, recently got the all-clear for a massive increase in investment after parliament voted to exempt defence spending from strict rules on debt.

The country's top general has told the BBC the cash boost is urgently needed because he believes Russian aggression won't stop at Ukraine.

"We are threatened by Russia. We are threatened by Putin. We have to do whatever is needed to deter that," Gen Carsten Breuer says. He warns that Nato should be braced for a possible attack in as little as four years.

"It's not about how much time I need, it's much more about how much time Putin gives us to be prepared," the defence chief says bluntly. "And the sooner we are prepared the better."

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In short:

Damian Gordon has bought a house using savings earned from recycling bottles and cans.

Each eligible bottle or can recycled at a Return and Earn depository results in a 10-cent refund.

What's next?

Mr Gordon says he will continue to return cans and bottles to help pay off his mortgage

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What if hackers could time travel? That’s the eyebrow-raising reality of this latest attack, and the FBI wants you to act today.

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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/27333718

The children yearn for the fields

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/41456438

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/heBVi

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Looks like Tesla’s reliance on government subsidies has finally hit a wall in Canada.

After Tesla requested reimbursement for an unprecedented 8,669 Canadian EV rebates in just three days, the Canadian government froze Tesla’s rebate payments and paused all future eligibility for federal rebates while tariffs are in place.

Read the full details and the fallout here.

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However, the hacker behind the phishing attack appears to have only stolen the email addresses of those who subscribed to Troy Hunt's blog, rather than Haveibeenpwned.com.

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/59634371

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This week’s conference is headed by Israel’s Diaspora Ministry, which is headed by Amichai Chikli (Likud). The conference titled “International Conference on Combating Antisemitism” is a culmination of Israel’s “Diaspora week”, but it is really meant to garner further support for Israel’s racist policies.

Chikli defended Elon Musk last year when the latter attacked George Soros for “hating humanity” and comparing him to the X-Men comic book villain Magneto, who like Soros, is a Holocaust survivor. Now, the guest list for his antisemitism conference is generating so much controversy that even reactionary Zionists can’t support it.

“The conference guest list includes controversial European right-wing politicians Jordan Bardella, president of the far-right French National Rally party founded by noted antisemite and Holocaust denier Jean-Marie Le Pen; Marion Marechal, a far-right French member of the European Parliament and Le Pen’s granddaughter; Hermann Tertsch, a far-right Spanish member of the European Parliament; Charlie Weimers of the far-right Sweden Democrats party; and Kinga Gál, of Hungary’s Fidesz party.”

This Who’s Who of the European far right has led some of Israel’s most notable defenders, such as Anti-Defamation League CEO Jonathan Greenblatt, British Chief Rabbi Ephraim Mirvis, and others, to pull out of the event.

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Florida has been working for years to crack down on employers that hire undocumented immigrants. But that presented a problem for businesses in the state that are desperate for workers to fill low-wage and often undesirable jobs.

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After 82 years of a life devoted to saltwater crocodiles, John Lever still fondly recalls the first “saltie” he ever caught on Rockhampton’s Fitzroy River, about 500km north of Brisbane.

The year was 1982, the crocodile was a three-metre long female and she’d just eaten “a lovely labrador dog” from a market garden in the central Queensland city.

More than four decades later, Lever runs a crocodile farm home to more than 3,000 of the world’s largest living reptiles on an mangrove-fringed island in a swampy estuary about 25 kilometres east of the central Queensland city known as the beef capital of Australia and, as of this week, officially set to host the 2032 Olympic and Paralympic Games rowing events.

Provided that World Rowing and the International Olympic Committee signs off on the plan – announced by Queensland premier David Crusafulli in Brisbane on Tuesday – that is.

But it may not just be the most feared apex predator of the tropical north that derails that plan.

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On the eve of Crusafulli’s much anticipated announcement, the national broadcaster reported the chief executive of Rowing Australia, Sarah Cook, as saying her organisation was concerned the Fitzroy would not meet World Rowing technical specifications.

On Monday the ABC published Cook’s comments that a “key criteria” of a standard international course was that “there should be no stream”.

“The issue for us at this point is that we know that World Rowing and the [International Olympic Committee] have not yet been consulted in relation to that venue,” Cook said.

“So, we simply don’t have the technical assessment to know whether it is a viable option or not.”

Cook was more relaxed about crocs, however, noting Rockhampton’s active rowing community and use as an Olympic training venue, while acknowledging the deadly reptiles could prove “quite shocking” for international visitors.

The Australian rowing team trained in the Rockhampton waterway before the 2020 Tokyo Olympics and plans to do so again before the Los Angeles Games.

But it is not just foreigners surprised by the fact Olympic athletes will be asked to compete on water that even the local rowing club president acknowledges is natural crocodile habitat.

Just hours before the plan was officially unveiled, Australian prime minister, Anthony Albanese, was asked on radio what he thought about the then unofficial reports of Rockhampton as an Olympic rowing venue – and if he himself would swim the Fitzroy.

“I’m not sure how sensible a proposition that is,” Albanese told Brisbane’s B105.

“My understanding is it was sort of listed eight out of eight as options, and if there were 15 options, it would have been 15.”

The prime minister went on to say that Rockhampton was a “fantastic place” and the Fitzroy a “great river” – to “walk along”.

“But I’m not sure that having rowing there, although I’ve got to say, people might break world records,” he said.

“They’d want to go pretty quickly wouldn’t they?”

But crocodile fears were dismissed by the Brisbane Olympic chief, Andrew Liveris, who called for a “can do, not can’t do” mindset at Tuesday’s live announcement.

“There are sharks in the ocean and we still do surfing,” Liveris said.

“Creatures below the water … that’s a bit kind of Hollywoodish, we’ll leave LA to worry about that.”

Rockhampton Fitzroy Rowing club president, Sarah Black, told a parliamentary inquiry into hosting the Olympics in February that Rockhampton rowers “have processes in place” for reporting crocodile sightings, working around crocodile behaviour and with crocodile managers.

“The Fitzroy River is a natural habitat for crocodiles, we’re well aware of that,” she said.

[But] I think some of the reports in the media have been sensationalised, with comments around it being ‘crocodile infested’”.

“It’s certainly risk managed and [that is] something that our sport does quite well, regularly”.

Lever, the crocodile farmer who was responsible for removing crocodiles from areas of human habitation for a decade in the 1980s until it was taken over by state wildlife rangers in the early 1990s, said the Fitzroy River delta was at the southern extremity of the saltwater crocodile’s range.

“Formally, when you look at them, that’s where the map stops,” he says.

Lever thinks the Olympic decision is “wonderful”, describing the Fitzroy as a “spectacular” tapestry of centuries old paperbark trees, floodplains, islands, swamps and houses.

The state’s environment department would have to rezone the Fitzroy from “targeted” to “active removal” he said, meaning all crocodiles, regardless of size or behaviour, were targeted for removal.

“Then it needs constant monitoring by surveys in the Fitzroy River,” he said. “And then, probably, you’d even go to the extent of putting out a couple of traps there and baiting them up once a week, just to see if anything pops up in the area, so that it might get caught.

“It’s all doable.”

In fact, he says, much of it is already being done, pointing to official crocodile removals in recent years. Less humanely, in 2017, a massive 5.2-metre male crocodile was found floating in the Fitzroy after it was shot in the head.

But Lever said “none of these crocodiles actually posed any sort of a problem” and that people regularly swim and use the river without being attacked.

He points to the Rockhampton’s crest, dating back to the 1800s, upon which the only animal is a crocodile – standing on rocks above a quadrant of images depicting city’s history of mining, shipping, machinery and commerce – as evidence to the longstanding coexistence of humans and crocodiles in the region.

Although Lever admits the city’s founders did “have to kill a lot of crocodiles to make it safe for people to load and unload boats there”.

While there are crocodiles responsible for fatal attacks farther north, where they occur in far greater numbers, he said crocodiles were remarkable creatures that had existed unchanged over millions of years, but had been “so much misjudged” over comparatively recent ones.

“The part that really got me besotted with them was their parental behaviour,” he said. “These are lovely, lovely, gentle dinosaurs with their offspring.”

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Jeffrey Goldberg, editor in chief of The Atlantic, was apparently included in a Trump administration group chat on Signal in which top officials debated and then discussed details of attacks against Houthi rebels in Yemen.

In the stunning report, Goldberg claimed Waltz connected with him on Signal on March 11 and, two days later, he was invited to join a chain called the “Houthi PC small group,” in which they discussed strikes against the Houthi militant group in Yemen — seemingly unaware of the journalist’s presence in the group.

He wrote that he initially had strong doubts the text group was real, “because I could not believe that the national-security leadership of the United States would communicate on Signal about imminent war plans.”

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