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inspired to find a man to take you for a ride to space (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

Great, now we'll get shitty pop music based on "4 minutes in space"™

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 44 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've looked back at the Earth, it's quite a view.
A new height for me to look down on you,
I'm the Queen of space and you are a peasant.
Stuck to the ground, it's so unpleasant.

I've been to space and I'm better than you,
I've been to space and I'm better than you,
I've been to space and I'm better than you,
I've been to space and I'm better than you.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I've been to space and fucked Legolas too."

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

And also a MAGA Rapist.

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