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Petition link: https://chng.it/b4mNC6PNyz

Costco Japan isn’t much better.

Once I got a chicken bucket and was told to wait for them to finish cooking. When they did put a bucket out the lady said it was for someone else before me. No one came for it. She put a second bucket out and it was also for someone else and no one came for that one either.

Finally, my bucket was ready and I took it, leaving two rapidly-cooling buckets of chicken sitting there with no owner.

“Hey, can you give us TWO churros? It’s our anniversary.”

That doesn’t make any sense, fish don’t use bicy-OOOOOOOH!

go to a park and see a NO LOITERING sign

Then WTF is it FOR??

Venn pieagram

There is very much a reason.

4chan was one of the websites on the internet.

You’re a poet and didn’t know it.

”He was a punk, she took ballet, what more can I say?”

Specific rules are a response to specific events.

Just like the “Do not throw mice at coworkers” disclaimer on boxes for Dell computers way back when.