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MongoBleed is web scale (europe.pub)
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There are over 213k+ potentially vulnerable internet-exposed MongoDB instances, ensuring that this exploit is web scale.

MongoDB is webscale

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[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

I feel pain just by looking at it, definitely an instance of move fast break ~~things~~ bones