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[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 101 points 6 days ago (4 children)

How about stop using computers in general

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 53 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Stop using CPUs

Here's how to configure an FPGA for your workflow

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

So the 'new' commodores?

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why the quotes? Is the Commodore 64 Ultimate ‘old’?

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

No, I just can't think of a C64 as new.

[–] bbboi@feddit.uk -1 points 4 days ago

Increase in efficiently ++

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Stop using computers! Learn here how to go outside"

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Have you looked outside? Don't wanna.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

STOP USING EYES

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Abacus is tactile.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I see where this is going. Let me get ahead of you
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