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[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"I need to wash my train, and the train wash is 100 meters away. Should I walk or take the train."

"Neither. It is not the passengers' responsibility to wash a train, as all maintainance of public transit should be paid for by your taxes. Furthermore, the train wash is typically located in the maintainance yard which is not accessible to regular passengers. You wouldn't be able to get through the front gate on foot, and would be told to leave of you tried to ride past the end of the line."

Written not by artificial intelligence, but natural stupidity.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They missed the key word "my" in the beginning there lol

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"My" in the commuter sense. "Gotta go, my train is here."

The great thing about trains is you're not forced to own one and go into debt for it.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's not contextually correct. If I hail a taxi and it's dirty I don't say "I need to wash my taxi." I would say "this taxi needs to be washed" or similar."

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

You're arguing with natural stupidity here. It's human slop.