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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[โ€“] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any 2036 predictions? Or just nuclear winter?

[โ€“] mech@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago

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