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[โ€“] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I hear one can take the ASFAB, book the follow-up interviews, etc., but drop the mic on the pre-boot questionnaire that tries to suss out your "conscientious objector" leanings and never have to worry about another spam call/email (barring a draft). Or, so I hear. It's been decades, now. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ