this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Take a deep breath and touch grass.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

This community is for jokes and laughs, stop taking it so seriously. Mayhap you should consume more fiber and less Takis so you may dislodge whatever is damming up your large colon and let the poo flow.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 0 points 3 days ago

Ahahaha what makes you think that I'm taking you or anything seriously here? Is it because I said touch grass? Do you know what trolling is?

You need to relax and remove that buttplug. It seems it's cutting blood flow to your brain.