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I'll see myself out (europe.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Exactly my point. Wrong technology. If your operation takes more than 1s and you just accept it, you are not very good at your job. No worries, more job security for me!

I would recommend reading a few books, but given that you couldn't even read my first post about when to use transactions, it's futile.