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Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability (infosec.exchange)

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[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I work with an azure database and 15% (!) of the time the connection handshake times out for no reason known to man.
This is well documented on their end. The solution? 'Implement a retry logic'