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Github, the first enterprise cloud solution to reach zero nines reliability (infosec.exchange)

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[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ok…? That doesn’t change the fact that Microsoft was enshitifying the software they bought before “AI” was a thing. They didn’t suddenly start doing it when LLMs happened.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

They enshittified, yes, but uptime isn't a topic of enshittification. You don't make more money by reducing uptime.

Uptime, especially for a critical service like Github, that tons of businesses actually depend on, is a sign of not being able to keep your infrastructure and development under control. And getting below 90% is really, really shameful.