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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

HFCS?