this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 61 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Rain happens without thunder all the time tho

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Re-establish, you mean

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ohh no, you don't want to start a shit off!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Shit up or shit out

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

with DETERMINATION

"I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE'S SHIT IN MY PANTS!"
-pats approvingly-

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

All I see is two pants shitters

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??

[–] protist@retrofed.com 11 points 1 month ago

Not for the guy at the urinal next to you

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

What do you do when you're at sea?

[–] Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that's what Fleetwood Mac meant?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Fridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac

[–] Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it's raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can't thunder without rain.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

I concede and withdraw my prior point.