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I Cannot Throw Away USB Cables, and It Is Becoming a Problem (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 1 month ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Same, honestly.

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[–] q@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They start to built up but i clean out occasionally and don't keep more than 5 of any type. I have never run out and also every device comes with a cable.

5 is arbitrary but it keeps the problem under control.

Don't let junk take off your life. Every square foot of space has a cost. If the thing being stored is not more valuable (emotionally, dollar value, whatever) than the space it sits in, get rid of it.