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submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 226 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Microsoft never fails to disappoint

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Huh. I guess Microsoft and I have that in common.

🥁

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forgot the symbol crash at the end. How disappointing.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Typical!

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

At least you and I will always have your mom.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Be Skype. You literally are the first one. You literally are the only one. Covid happens. Zoom pops up from nowhere and takes everyone. You die.

Still, still, I'm like, how???

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's really so funny to watch when you don't use any of their junk

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It is much more enjoyable

[–] jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Failing successfully tho.