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It is what it is (europe.pub)

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[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Actually only synthetic diamonds depreciate, the real ones stay the same, but that still means they're not an investment

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From New value? No they instantly depreciate. There's so much more stock than there's market for. This is very well controlled to resist overflooding the market.

But if you walk out of a jeweler and get the same price for a diamond that you paid for it you are a genius.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

she sells sea shells on the sea shore or something

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL synthetic diamonds are distinguishable from natural ones

[–] adhdsergio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yes they are closer to flawless