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Printers can smell fear and desperation, and will deliberately malfunction when they do. They are the tools of an infernal power, sent to torment us. You must approach them with a casual nonchelance, or, a warmed up soldering iron, a screwdriver, and an aura of pent up rage, if you wish to receive your document in a timely fashion.