this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But then you can't shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

Just saving some for later.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Aren't those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they're out of weed?