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Anon comes up with a dating strategy (europe.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lose my virginity to her

Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Except to fictional guys

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Does it count if you lose your virginity after you stop visiting 4chan?