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I Don’t Know What I Expected at President Nyarlathotep’s Great American Shitshow, but Color Me Disappointed (www.mcsweeneys.net)

submitted 1 week ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Blasphemous. Under Lord Nyarlathotep, you guys would've plunged the entire planet into unspeakable chaos by early 2017 instead of this slow, boring agony we have now. Preposterous to claim that He's in charge.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The King In Yellow and Yog-Shothoth faction of the Party are holding things up in Congress.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Oh, of course, as usual. Bastards.